399 – I’d want my mom too, dude.

Not that my mom would be able to do much against an unnatural dragon/demon horror like the Big D. Then again, my mom is Boston Irish Roman Catholic, with all the temper and feistiness that come with that, so maybe she’d have a shot at it. 🙂

~Rob

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I knew it!!!!!!!!

My mom is Noo YAWK Irish Roman Catholic. I’d give Disparoxus very long odds against “Hurricane Joan.”

Fortunately, Dhur is still rampaging around somewhere with a big glowing axe. I am gleeful with anticipation of him joining the party.

My mother is a short NY Italian so I understand those long odds,…lol. But Christiane has it right that Dhur is still running about with his shiny new ax. Plus look at the items and look at the group,…. Becky can grab her Hammer back,…. Jaine might grab the staff,…. Mom grab the Mantle,… and Philo grab the dagger [for some reason I see him as the “sneaky sneaky stabby stabby type”],..and of course Ch’ip needs no weapon so how best to battle a Quasi-Dimensional Demon than with artifact level items,….

I almost feel sorry for that redrobe holding Ch’ip at exactly the wrong height, and not far enough forward. I know, “Keep the weight close to your body”, but that’s to prevent back injuries. Not to prevent a heel from impacting sensitive portions of your anatomy that aren’t involved in the lifting.

In re Prince Jonus: Called it! But it’s too bad our heroes have to prevent his blood being spilled ^_^

That little sod again? damnit…

Whelp. I was going to say in b4 Jonus’ blood doesn’t work because he was disowned by his father or something like that, but the punishment he got was just to rot in the dungeon. Page 141 if anyone wants to confirm.

Oh, dude. Looking at the minion holding Ch’P, I just got it: Red Robe=Red Shirt.

Yeap, his only chances are to drop Ch’ip and run now (hoping he doesn’t encounter Dhur before he gets clear) or try to feign unconsciousness while nearly incapacitated by the pain of what Ch’ip is most likely about to do.

Think fast Redrobe! When Dhur comes in, it’s too late ^_^

Always the wanting of mom when they need comforting. Guess dads are moslty for excitement and discapline. Oh, and heavy lifting. Shouldn’t forget that one.

Too bad redrobe, you don’t even have a nametag, you’re no match for a sugar craving barbarian and a magic axe.

Yeah… What I want to know is how and why is he a “willing” participant?

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399 – I’d want my mom too, dude.