PANEL ONE
DUKE LEO: …so that’s how I ended up down here. i wish someone had told me just how B-O-R-I-N-G being immortal was going to be, you know what i mean?
PANEL TWO
CAPTION: 5 minutes later…
DUKE LEO: i mean, honestly? i have to spend eternity down here with no decorators, not lighting options? please! i swear, if i ever see that wizard that sold me that “psuedo-lich” potion, i’ll…
PANEL THREE
CAPTION: 10 minutes later…
DUKE LEO: … then i tried my hand at falconry, but the bird flew away. not good enough for my father! “you’ve gotta be good for SOMETHING, boy!” my mom? she was always too drunk to defend me, but i loved her anyway…
PANEL FOUR
CAPTION: 25 minutes later…
DUKE LEO: …anyhoos, welcome ot my lair. i always wanted one but — *cough cough* *hack*
DHUR: Wanna kill him before he talks again?
JAINE: Yup.